Funny Life Quotes



“Life is a cycle but without wheels.”

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“A judge is a law student who marks their own examinations papers.”

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“Don’t do too much mistakes that your eraser and before your pencil.”

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“Math’s teacher to our brilliant pathan …

How can you distribute eight apples among six people equally?

Phatan: by making juice

Teacher shocked pathan racked.”

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“I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in

The long run I have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is LOVE &KINDNESS!” someone asked if it doesn’t work? He smiled and answered ……… INCREACSE THE DOSE..! Just do it-

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“In life there are six things you must never lose——

Character

Self respect

Hope

Heart

Identity

And –?

Of cores me…

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“When I expire, I desire to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep.”

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“Love is the time pass of life, so keep enjoyment.”

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“Life is the name of ups and down so keep claiming the mountain.”

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“Life is like an attractive tune, only the lyrics are messed up. …

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“Time is a large professor, but sorry to say it kills all its pupils.”

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“Life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

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“Life is too small so kiss slowly laughs insanely, Love truly, and forgives rapidly.”

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“Men are an extra, not a necessity,”

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“If love is the response, can you rephrase the question?

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“Life is like an onion; you strip sour one film at a time and on occasion you weep.”

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“My father carries about the picture of the child who came with his wallet.”

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“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while being paid shot.”

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